Thursday, February 20, 2020

Mark Zuckerberg

I heard Mark Zuckerberg makes staff blow-dry his armpits before interviews because he sweats profusely.


"Dry my armpits" sounds like something a comic book super villain would say. Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal's Mysterio say "iron my cape" to the peons working for him? And "iron my cape" is significantly better to say.

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