My "BROKEN Matt Hardy" Movie Idea:
(this is fiction)
When Matt Hardy's mental health starts to deteriorate, Jeff Hardy (his brother), contacts Dr. Phil (a daytime TV show psychologist/psychiatrist), because he heard he helped Oprah.
Obviously, Dr. Phil isn't interested in actually helping Matt Hardy with his psychiatric struggles. He wants to exploit him for an entertaining episode, for ratings and money.
Matt will come on the TV show as his sensational BROKEN Matt character. Comedic shenanigans will ensue. Then Dr. Phil can give some dumb advice.
Dr. Phil will diagnosis Matt with "reckless rockstar disorder." Notable examples of people with this condition are Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys, Jim Morrison of The Doors, and Kurt Cobain of Nirvana.
He doesn't recommend psychiatric medication, and DOESN'T suggest doing what rockstars do (alcohol for example). Dr. Phil suggests exercise and eating lots of fruits and vegetables. He personally loves to snack on green beans.
The only thing Matt Hardy got out of this session is green beans will quell his condition.
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