Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Green Bunny (Otto Greenberg) - Bryan Greenberg Arrested

Otto Greenberg realizes everybody has it better and that makes Otto super jealous and angry. 


Otto is going to get arrested for stealing from a supermarket - a carton of milk. As the police are apprehending Otto, he's going to present the police with his brother's ID. 

Bryan Greenberg is going to look just like Otto - except he's clean shaven and a successful lawyer wearing a suit. Bryan Greenberg works in the city. Doesn't live at home with the mother and father like Otto does. He doesn't have any association with the family.  

Otto secretly hates his brother because his brother is successful. The police say you have to Otto "you report back to the police station to serve your jail sentence."

The police are going to go to Bryan Greenberg's lawyer job and arrest Bryan Greenberg. He'll be like, "what are you talking about? I didn't steal from the supermarket." Otto framed his brother for a crime he didn't commit. Bryan has to spend 30 days in jail because Otto dupes the police into thinking it was Bryan Greenberg who stole from the supermarket.

Otto laughs and says "haha my brother sees what it's like to be institutionalized and locked in the psych ward for 30 days. He sees what it's like to suffer. Fuck my brother. Hahaha"

30 days in jail is fair. It's enough to traumatize Bryan. Otto doesn't want to ruin Bryan Greenberg's life. He just wants him to get a taste of the medicine. He wants him to get a taste of what it's like to get locked in the psych ward for 30 days. He doesn't want him to be locked in prison for life. He just wants to get him a 30 day stealing from the supermarket sentence for something Otto did.

It's basically Otto saying "fuck you! Now you see what it's like. You work as a lawyer and have nothing to do with me while I sit home in solidarity. Go fuck yourself, Bryan Greenberg."

I guess Otto should not try to frame his brother. He should be more empathetic. It's not Bryan Greenberg's fault that Otto is sick. Maybe Otto secretly resents his brother and thinks: you could do more to help me. But if Otto is going to steal from the supermarket he shouldn't try to frame his brother. He should be a man and take accountability for what he's done.

It's fiction, obviously. It's a sensationalistic comedy.

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