Thursday, April 4, 2024

Green Bunny (Otto Greenberg) - Expired Food and Dirty Apartment

For the expired food and dirty apartment panel:

Otto Greenberg has an extremely dirty apartment attached to his parents' house. It's a pigsty. He never cleans.

The mother and father notice Otto has food sitting in his refrigerator for months and say: "make sure you don't eat the expired food."

Also, Otto is probably breathing in mold and sits in his apartment all day, every day solitary. Otto has no friends, no woman, and no life. He's disassociating staring at the wall for months.

The mother and father don't intervene or help him clean his apartment. Instead, they give him lip service and take no action.

One night, a few days later, Otto becomes hungry and says: "I am so hungry. This meat has been in here for a year now. Oh well! I am going to eat it anyway."

Otto becomes extremely sick and begins puking his guts out into the toilet bowl and says, "I am so sick. I have food poisoning from the expired meat."

Then a few months later, Otto goes to the doctor and says: "I feel sick."

The doctor says: "You were sitting in a toxic area."

At first, Otto starts to cry because he's been dealt a terminal cancer diagnosis, he says: "Toxic air killed me. I should have cleaned months ago."

Otto has experienced 42 years of pain and suffering - he becomes psychotic and loses touch with reality.

In the last panel, Green Bunny, Otto Greenberg's superhero secret identity, says: "The illness made me invincible. I have superpowers now! Wooooo."

But in reality, he's dying from cancer.

Instead of turning into "Bill Goldberg and starting an undefeated streak" - Otto Greenberg will turn into Green Bunny. But it's the same idea, he gets fed up, has enough, is tired of getting abused, and decides to become a superhero. Maybe Otto can use the spear and jackhammer, though. Maybe people can chant "Greenberg, Greenberg, Greenberg."

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