Saturday, March 30, 2024

Green Bunny (Otto Greenberg) - Duped In NYC

Otto Greenberg thinks he's chatting with a dream woman online. He can try meeting her convinced he's going to meet his soulmate. Then he will get duped and robbed in NYC.

Otto tells his mom, "I'm going into Bed-Stuy to meet my dream woman."

The mother and father say: "Whatever, Otto. Be sure to go at 2 am. That's when all the fun happens." (they're secretly trying to kill him)

As he's entering bed-stuy, Otto's like "Bunny, you're not in suburban Massapequa anymore. This is a shithole ghetto. But according to Tinder, she's a supermodel with money. So go inside that rundown apartment"

The robber is a fake girl. He's posing as a woman online. Maybe he can say "Fool ! I am not your dream woman. I just want your disability and snap money!!"

Then we can have Otto come home, and tell his mom how he was robbed and got his neck cut, and instead of empathizing, she can just tell him what a loser he is.

Otto can be like: "Oh man! Nobody loves me."

At some point, he'll turn into Bill Goldberg. I think the first person he jackhammers for the 1-2-3 should be Dr. Natural.

My idea is Otto will come to the realization Dr. Natural is just gaslighting him. He's getting perverse pleasure from his suffering just like everybody else. So He'll metaphorically spear Dr. Natural, then pick him up for the jackhammer, 1-2-3, then Otto will say the streak is just beginning... from there he'll go on an undefeated streak against all of his sadistic persecutors. Maybe he can find an alpha woman romantic partner who takes out all the female persecutors as I don't condone intergender wrestling.

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